Why yet another gadget blog?

This one is from the point of view of a nerd and pervert. Okay, so are the other ones but I fully admit it openly.

Who the hell are you and why should I read your blog?

That’s a reasonable question to pose. I’m nobody but I’ll tell you a little bit about myself so that you can see why I have the point of view that I have.

Professionally, I have been a computer programmer my entire adult life. I’ve written everything from boring financial databases, assembly language firmware, to games and just about everything else in between.  I have one patent in digital film recorder technology and another in digital pen interface for handheld computers.  I’ve worked in the financial, computer graphics, electronic toy, and handheld computer industries.

So pretty much, I’m a gadget loving, game playing, nerd, geek and freak to the max. I love gadgets that make my life easier, because basically, I’m lazy.

Regarding my food background, from 5th grade through most of high school, I ate at expensive Hotel restaurants almost every day, sometimes several times a day.  It sounds great, but actually I hated it.  But because of this background, I’m super picky about the service at restaurants.

As for sushi, I started eating sushi as a child.  My sushi tastes have changed over the years but because I’ve had the best of the best, I know how it’s supposed to be prepared.  When I was in 7th grade, my friend was the sushi chef at the hotel restaurant.  He showed me a lot about food preparation and why presentation of sushi is so important.

Personally, I live in sunny Los Angeles, California.  I’m very picky about products and services that I use. So if I say something is good in a review, you can be sure that it’s no bull. Also, I tend to be a perfectionist, so I expect everybody else to be the same. That doesn’t make for great relationships. I don’t mind working hard, but I get bored easily. Not good for relationships. I used to be a movie buff but my current hobby is no-limit Texas hold’em poker. And that’s not good for… you get the idea. Yes, I’m happily single.

What’s with the name of this website?

I don’t speak Spanish, but I’ve been told that “cochino” means nasty, and I’ve been called “cochino-man” quite often. Basically, my mind is always in the gutter. Or more like between my legs. I’m always thinking about sex, or girls, or pr0n, or some combination of all of those. But there are enough pr0n sites so I thought it was about time I wrote about normal stuff from my twisted point of view.

For example, if I review a movie here, it won’t be about the acting, or the character development. It will be about the hot actress in it, and if there’s any nudity.  So you get the idea. Not everything has a cochino twist to it, but most things in life does… as far as I’m concerned.

Where are you located?

Los Angeles, California, United States, Earth.

How often will you updated your blog?

Whenever something happens that needs to be blogged.