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Why yet another gadget blog?

This one is from the point of view of a nerd and pervert. Okay, so are the other ones but I fully admit it openly. 🙂

Who the hell are you and why should I read your blog?

Please read my About page for more on this.

What’s with the name of this website?

I don’t speak Spanish, but I’ve been told that “cochino” means nasty, and I’ve been called “cochino-man” quite often. Basically, my mind is always in the gutter. Or more like between my legs. I’m always thinking about sex, or girls, or pr0n, or some combination of all of those. But there are enough pr0n sites so I thought it was about time I wrote about normal stuff from my twisted point of view.

For example, if I review a movie here, it won’t be about the acting, or the character development. It will be about the hot actress in it, and if there’s any nudity.  So you get the idea. Not everything has a cochino twist to it, but most things in life does… as far as I’m concerned.

Where are you located?

Los Angeles, California, United States, Earth.

How often will you update your blog?

Whenever something happens that needs to be blogged.

Why do some reviews have ratings and others don’t?

The rating system was created at the same time as the update of this website in May 2013. Reviews that were written before that date do not use a rating scale and I will not be updating old reviews with ratings. With new articles, quick reviews will not have ratings and only full reviews will have ratings. I’m still working out the categories for rating different products or services so I cannot explain them at this time.