Cochinoman tech, sushi, poker
While playing at a tournament in LA, a guy told me to checkout the Hard Rock poker room. So while I was in Vegas, I decided to check it out.
Before I even got to the poker room, I noticed some go-go dancers doing pole work in the Casino itself. They are the “Hard Rock Hell’s Belles” dancers doing their thing at the black jack tables. And these girls are actually hot. I really wanted to walk over and tip them but I decided to control myself.
When I got to the poker room, which is kind of hidden away in the back, the first thing I noticed was the good looking hostess that walks you over to the table. However, that turned out to be nothing compared to 2 dealers they had there who were hotties. I don’t mean hot for a female dealer. I mean HOT! One was named Bella, and the other was a blond who’s name I can’t remember right now. Bella was wearing fishnet stockings, mini-skirt and 4 inch high heals. No, I’m not joking.
When was the last time you saw a poker dealer wearing a mini-skirt? When was the last time you saw a dealer you wanted to see in a mini-skirt?
Just so there’s no misunderstanding, I’m pretty used to looking at attractive females. Your average wannabe Paris Hilton does nothing for me. You have to be really hot for me to even take notice. And Bella and the blond were both hotties.
So I’m playing and trying not to stare at the dealers, and up walks a stunning blond player. WTF? Yes, that’s right. Even the players looked good here. Then a couple sits down, and they look like models. I was clearly the ugliest player there. No, the ugliest person there.
In any case, if you want to play around some really good looking people, this is the place to go. For more details on their strange “Hard Rock Straddle,” see my poker site.
