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USB Pole Dancer

No joke.  I found this at my local Fry’s.

According to the box, you plug this to your USB and the pole dancer will spin and dance.  Hey, I don’t make this stuff up.  I just report it.  Their website describes it like this:

“Dim the lights, crank up the music and she does her thing! This pole dancer is power directly by the USB port on your computer! Fresh off the Vegas strip and straight to your desk with motorized action and disco lighting, she’ll dance to her own music when you press select the demo mode, or plug in your own audio player and dance the night away! Some call her a little plastic, but ask Charles and he’ll call her Candi.”

Singles not included.