Healthy Request Soup

For a while, I’ve been trying to eat healthier.  During my grocery shopping, I noticed this healthier soup by Campbell’s.

“Healthy Request.” 98% fat free and 40% less sodium.

I don’t know who requested this, but it tastes 100% like crap.  The less sodium is bad enough but the 98% fat free makes this thing taste like plastic.  Plastic with no taste.  If I have to eat this crap to live a few years longer, I’d rather be dead earlier.